Wrinkle-Free

Too...much...BOTOX!!

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Freebies

"Heyyyyyy guyyys did you try those free pills the guy on the corner was giving out?!?? Whoaaaaa...."

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Hunger Pains

"Table full of free donuts! Ooohhh...."

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Rob Goes Broadway

"IIIIIIamtheverymodelofamodernmajorgeneral...."

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Rob Fights Back

"Mad that I didn't make a good face for you yesterday? Sucks to be you!"

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Got the Giggles?

No, Rob will not sign your Edward barbie doll 'in that spot'.

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Snazzy

"These be my lady attractin' glasses!"

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Guest Spot - Paul Wesley & Ian Somerhalder

"Ow ow ow quit it MOMMM!!"

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Busted

"What you talkin' about, Willis?!"

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Stinky!

The  hazards of being a celebrity: 

Being interviewed by a reporter who had fish for lunch.

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Hey Good Lookin'!

Wow, Rob thinks you are HAWT! The guy behind him?...Not so much. 

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Innocent Question

"Think you're good enough to make me destroy a few feather pillows?



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Sleepy Time

Forget your V-8 again this morning, Rob?

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Guest Spot - Ian Somerhalder!

Ian's reenactment of his Vampire Diaries audition:

"And I was all like, 'AAAAAGH I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY EVIL VAMPIRIC WAYS!!!' and they just gave me the part!"

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Happy New Year!

May you always remember to button your pants before going back into public areas. 

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