Special Powers

"Did I ever tell you I have magic x-ray eyes that allow me to see through clothing?"

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CAKE!

ALL I DREAM OF IS CAKE!!!!

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Little Stinker

...Someone's pootin' on the red carpet...

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Unquotable

My guess is gas. Yours?

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Play Time with Rob

"Ooh Ooh ahh ahh...get it, guys?! I'm a monkey!!"

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Rise & Shine!

Hey - be nice. Like you look so good first thing in the morning...

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Trifecta

Does this guy even KNOW how talented he is?! Just look at those faces!

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A Show of Appreciation

Rob's friend gets a little too passionate in his thanks to Rob for finally being introduced to Kristen Stewart.

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Hunger Pains

Let's hope it's a buffet table and not a 17-year old high school student.

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Always Share w/your Friends

"Reese guess what - I just got a house! It's got 5 pools! One's for you!!"

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If Only...

"Oh, the things I'd do if I had a shirt..."

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Mug Shot

Come on, Rob - just one tiny smile on your birthday!

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Disbelief

"Stefan, hurry - someone told Damon that Edward's not real!"

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Wardrobe Malfunction

Rob, it's not polite to stare.

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Run Rob, Run!

Ha ha ha!

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Wishful Thinking

"First I get two - no THREE scoops of ice cream, with whipped cream...and hot fudge, yeah! Add in some nuts, oreos, more hot fudge, some cherries, gummy bears, sprinkles, caramel sauce, m&ms..."

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What Was He Thinking?

Not that I don't have 50 moments a day like this of my own...

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XYZ

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!

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Perks

"Look - they let me drink beer! On stage!! During the interview!!!"

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Royalties

"You don't want to know how much I'm getting paid to pose with this fake elephant..."

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Overtaken by LOTR

I loves the geeks. And the dorks. 

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