Shafted

"OMG! She totally likes him better than me!"

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Wish List

"And..and..and I want a pony...and a saddle....and another pony..."

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Aww Yeah

"That's how I keep mah bitches dowwwnn."

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Hipster Rob

You only wish you were cool enough to rock this hairstyle. 

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Guest Spot: Chucksters

And you thought your friends were rowdy.

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Sharing Time

Kristen describes how she keeps the guys in check when they're on set. Don't ask.

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Sure it Happened...

"So when the aliens abducted me they aimed this probe-thing right at my head, just like this..."

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Jealousy

...Kristen always gets asked all the cool questions. 

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A Little Toasty

"See how hard I've been working, guys?!?"

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Free Haircut!

This is what happens when you throw a razor at someone's head: 

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It's Venting Time

"Yeah, and those cars - Y'know the ones with the bright white headlights??? Man, I HATE those guys!!! They totally SUCK!!"

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Tastefully Cropped

The fastest way to get a photo with your favorite celeb is to ask not wear a shirt.

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Mistaken Identity

"What the...that is NOT my body!"

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Maybe he IS a vampire...

Victim #1, Rob, and Victim #2:

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