Wrinkle-Free

Too...much...BOTOX!!

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Freebies

"Heyyyyyy guyyys did you try those free pills the guy on the corner was giving out?!?? Whoaaaaa...."

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Hunger Pains

"Table full of free donuts! Ooohhh...."

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Rob Goes Broadway

"IIIIIIamtheverymodelofamodernmajorgeneral...."

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Rob Fights Back

"Mad that I didn't make a good face for you yesterday? Sucks to be you!"

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Got the Giggles?

No, Rob will not sign your Edward barbie doll 'in that spot'.

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Snazzy

"These be my lady attractin' glasses!"

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